Yesterday I bought a new lawn mower. It cost £120 and moves like a shit off of a slippery shovel. I love it. Today I wake up and despite mowing the lawn yesterday I have an urge to mow it again. I can't wait for next week. I will send you pictures if you want.

What has made me laugh today:

1. Putting brand new comoox.com stickers onto the back of my car window - mmmm - I think that I ordered a few sizes too big. The sign lasted on the car for maybe 4 minutes before my friend stanley was etching away at the freshly polished glass of my window to restore my beautiful car back to its form non-tainted self.

2. Reading my scribblings from the first 'cheese experiment' - see the Cheesy dream experiment.

Alas, that is it. All in all a sad day - oh, we have blue tits in the loft.

I will endeavour to laugh more at cruel things - e.g. stabbing a wasp with a broken bottle, a bird flying into a house window, a squirrel falling off the fence.

Until a time in the future. Albert Johnson.