In recent days I have been contemplating a world full of wasps. I don't mean just a great number of them getting in the way all the time - what I mean is a world FULL of wasps. Wasps every where you look. When you go down for breakfast with a hangover and all you want to do is grab a cup of coffee and go back to sleep - they are there filling your fucking kitchen - even in your coffee cup and then when you go back up to bed they are even in your bed and all over your wife - you'd never be able to put a condom on! You'd have real trouble getting to work also as your car would be full of wasps including the fuel tank. I'm sure there would be huge increase in fatalities on the roads caused by wasps. In fact we'd all have to wear special suits to stop the little shits from stinging us.

I concluded to myself that the whole idea is totally unworkable and not advisable. I am currently drafting a letter saying so that I intend to send to my local councilor, Richard Branson and the Queen. I'll let you know what they say. I expect that they will agree.