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Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Out of body experience...


Two days ago - I got out of bed, went to the toilet and got myself dressed. I cooked myself a fried breakfast and had a sweet coffee. I then watched the news and weather. Looking at my watch I decided to head into town before all the traffic. At 9am I parked up in the large multi-story car park and did some retail therapy. I bought a short sleeve shirt for the summer and a pork pie hat from a joke shop. I also bought an old wooden pipe (but I don't know why.)

After shopping I went to have a hair cut which was the best one I've had in a while. I felt really good. Better than normal.

At 11.30am I went back home and watched some more TV. At 12.08pm I happened to be walking past the bedroom when I noticed that there was somebody in the bed. On closer inspection I noticed that it was me. "Oh my god", I whispered under my breath, trying not to wake myself. "If that's me then who am I?". My question was quickly answered when I was sucked back into my very own body and into a deep sleep. At 12.37pm I awoke feeling very refreshed with a nice new haircut.

This has never happened to me before but I would like to know how I did it. Has anybody else had an experience like this? Also, if I manage to do it again - does anybody fancy going to the Rhyll Sun Centre with me?

1 Comments:

Nothing Really Matters said...

I you walk through the basement of my shop with the lights off it’s like a wormhole or something! You lose 3 hours of time! Personally I think my manager was just skiving!

2:08 PM  

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