OH... IT'S MY BIRTHDAY...
Yeh, forgot to say - It's my birthday.
28 years old.
Happy Birthday me.
I plan to celebrate by eating fifty doughnuts without lipping my lips. The whole event will be filmed by channel 5 and broadcast over the Christmas holidays.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY! (for yesterday) God, if I'd known I could have sent one of those cards with a Forever Friend tied to a tree and inside it says, 'Sorry, I got tied up and forgot your birthday'. Those cards are weird - S&M with fat bears.
How were the doughnuts?
I had to stop at 32 when the sugar started to melt and drip down my chin. Is there such thing as a sugar rash?
M.
Happy birthday You hairy Stud!
P.S. I get sugar rashes all the time. Mostly behind my knees and under my chin. I find a good Bug Spray like "Roach Kill" or "Arachnid Death" will clear it up pretty quick. Just avoid the whole eye area and you'll be right as rain in no time!
Happy Birthday.:)
Happy Birthday.:)
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