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Monday, June 12, 2006

THAT'S IT - I'M MOVING TO VENUS...


So I've been pretty busy lately trying to focus on my 2nd and 3rd careers, with most of my spare time being based around this - so a weekend 'on the lash' was just what was required to ease the tension.


This weekend - if you are American - was the beginning of the world cup (of football,) and with it Englands 1st game. Just as a side note this is the time of year when everybody becomes sadistically patriotic to their relevant countries by proudly painting their faces and backsides with the national flag. It is a glorious time of the year where men are allowed to shout and swear in the street and women bare their breasts to chants of "En-ger-land En-ger-land". So all in all I've had a good two days of relaxation and neanderthalic(?) behaviour.


I did however get chance to 'talk business' with my comedy side kick (and now best-man) Rich about how to update the comoox.com site to ensure more traffic, more comments and more recognition. This was however all done in a drunken haze and as a result probably pretty futile. Our conversation however did broach onto radio and how cool would it be to do a 12am to 3am slot on a radio station. Just me and Rich playing our favourite songs, getting pissed and talking rubbish. Can people really get paid for this? Anyway as a result of this conversation I had the most bizarre of all dreams... I was sat in a bar with Chris Tarrant (yes Chris Tarrant) and I was talking to him about how Rich and I want to have our own radio show and he replied with "How about a drive time slot on capital radio?" which completly scared me and I said "well I was thinking more of the middle of the night" to which he replied "okay then I'll see what I can do". He then got up and left. I woke from the dream mid-way through texting to Rich that we were going to be famous, pack your bags we're moving to London!!!


So am I to read into this... should this be an avenue that Rich and I wander down. We both have faces for radio and am sure could talk rubbish for 3 hours at a time - if people don't mind us laughing hysterically at each other. Anyway the brunt of it is that during a break from careers one, two and three I have started to develop career number four (I'm sure there is a medical term for 'flitting') and I'm not even telling you yet about career number five (not a word Brits!)


So it's monday lunch time, I'm tired, I've got martial arts tonight and five careers to deal with and develop. I think that I'm going to have to move to Venus where each day lasts 243 earth days. Think how long you'd have to wait until next weeks 24?

2 Comments:

Pamela Hollosnap said...

Incredible Picture in this post, I'm laughing hysterically! And the fact that you already know that you and your friend Rich will be "laughing hysterically" at one another and talking total rubbish for 3 middle of the night hours, seems like a really good start for any radio show at any time.

I'd tune in!

Pamela

9:50 PM  
Razib Ahmed said...

"This weekend - if you are American - was the beginning of the world cup (of football,) and with it Englands 1st game. "
I thought that for the Americans, it was the beginning of World Cup Soccer not World Cup Football.

10:16 AM  

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